People often talk heatedly about politics. There is the left wing that wants to give the country away and the right wing who only want whats best for decent people. Then theres the middle of the road who are not…
Be Cool
Being cool. Thats where its at. In todays advanced society, being cool is the only way to look good. In order to achieve coolness we must set the trend and be ourselves. When we wear cool clothes we make a…
Shrinking universe.
Contrary to popular belief the universe is no longer expanding. This theory has been put forward by scientific observer Dr Donald Heinzer. Large scientific type measuring instruments have been used to measure the length, width and depth of the…
Cold Callers
Today I had 3 cold calls from people offering cheaper telephone bills. They are a bunch of liars. They have no idea what my phone bills are. I told them that I didnt have a phone, but they didnt…
Man on the bus (a short crap poem)
Where are you now. Oh man on the bus. You didnt really care as you climbed up the stair to who knows where. You sat in a seat and watched as the street. Whistled by After a while you got…
Whatever happened to Graham Roper
Affectionatley known as grandad by his friends, Graham had a huge interest in scientific experiments. I wonder if he blew up.
Health food shops
You may as well visit a junk shop to cure your many ailments. These places are full of frail looking women who believe every word they read in obscure books written by some post grad in pencil sharpening who is…
Rucksacks
I’ll tell you want gets me annoyed. Rucksacks. In particular, students with rucksacks, or to be more particular students on trains with rucksacks. These stupid bulky things just get in the way, and I dont just mean the students. They…
Property Developers.
Beats me why these people dont get proper jobs instead of buying up housing and then charging a massive amount in rent to some poor sod who cant get on the property ladder because he/she is on minimum wage. They…
Personalised number plates.
I dont see how they serve any useful purpose other than say that the owner has too much money. Years ago there was just FAB1 and Lady Penelope, Parker and the gang. Now its bankers, property developers, dentists and all…